Tuesday 23 March 2021

Sherlockian Audio Reviews - 'The Sherlock Holmes Scripts'

 


Writer:   Ian Shimwell


Narrator/Holmes & Watson:   Kevin Theis

 

Summary:  This title comprises 4 adventures: Sherlock Holmes and the Egyptian Equation - In fog-enshrouded Victorian London, Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson soon become entangled in a deadly web of intrigue and cryptic clues.Who is the silver-caned shadowy stranger? Is Euclid's College lecturer John Kindred really in danger? And what is the connection to the fabled and priceless emerald, the Egyptian Sepulchre? Holmes slowly suspects that the answers may lie behind a quite extraordinary equation; Sherlock Holmes and the Montague Murders - Requested by a frightened Lady Elisabeth Montague, Holmes and Watson travel all the way to the Montague home, situated on a remote desolate island, to investigate her somewhat fanciful fears.Are the family in mortal danger? And why have the Montagues, once the darlings of London society, now shut themselves away from civilization in this bleak, god-forsaken retreat? As the Montague murders begin, Holmes finds himself drawn, ever closer, to the dreaded Montague madness; Sherlock Holmes and the Legend of Loch Logarth  - With Holmes incapacitated, Watson reluctantly agrees to let the argumentative Inspector Lestrade accompany him on a Scottish fishing holiday. But soon after arriving at Ye Clootie's Claw Inn, Watson and Lestrade discover the fearsome Legend of Loch Logarth seems to be very much on the prowl. Is the Clootie creature terrorizing the village of Logarth? And will Watson and Lestrade ever agree on anything?  As the creature claims its first victim, Watson realizes he may have seen terrible wounds like this before; Sherlock Holmes' Final Chapter - An unprecedented crime wave is remorselessly sweeping across the city of London. How have the criminals achieved so much recent remarkable success? Inspector Lestrade does not know which way to turn. Holmes and Watson follow a series of tantalizing clues leading them closer to the darkness. Holmes begins to sense a creeping pattern behind their investigation. Could this really be the great detective's final chapter..?

The Sherlock Holmes Scripts also features a bonus additional scene, "Mrs. Hudson Speaks", and an introduction by Holmes' trusted scriber himself, Doctor Watson.

 

Review:  The first four original Sherlock Holmes scripts of 'The Holmes and Watson Series', written and performed in the style of the classic Basil Rathbone and Nigel Bruce films. The audiobook is further enhanced with atmospheric music and sound effects. I enjoyed this as it carefully walked the tightrope between parody and pastiche. I kept waiting for the adverts for Petri Wine that interspersed the Rathbone/Bruce radio plays. The reading out of the stage directions took a while to get used to, but I was soon able to ignore this. I would have preferred two actors playing Holmes and Watson (and all the other parts) but this is a very slight criticism. For Sherlockians who don't take their Holmes too serious.


 

Rating:    (3/5)  

 

Link to audio:  https://www.audible.co.uk/pd/The-Sherlock-Holmes-Scripts-The-Complete-Holmes-and-Watson-Series-Audiobook/B06XPWCF52


 

Sunday 21 March 2021

Sherlockian Audio Reviews - 'Never Meant to Be'

 


Writer:   Stephen Seitz


Narrator/Holmes & Watson:   Kevin Theis

 

Summary: An accident with H.G. Wells' time machine strands American Cynthia Kenyon in London, 1882. Utterly alone, the prisoner of Professor James Moriarty, there is but one name from the period Cynthia knows: Sherlock Holmes. What she could not know is how powerful an attraction she would feel for Holmes' partner, the handsome Dr. John Watson. Cynthia faces a number of dangerous choices on this unique journey: allow the 19th century's great criminal mastermind to plunder the centuries? Give up her family, friends, and career for the love of one man from the past? Should she correct the history she has changed, and how? No matter what Cynthia chooses, some things are never meant to be.

 

Review: Sci-Fi and Sherlock Holmes should have been up my street, but I found myself disappointed by this. The narrative was confusing, and a large proportion of the action is simply related in a final chapter, rather than being directly experienced by our heroine. Also, one minute travelling in time was a complex thing, and then it just happens when someone is asleep with only the most limited of explanation, enabling the author to get out of a corner that he has painted his heroine into (not once but twice). I could also have done without an adjective describing Watson's lovemaking ('vigourous', if you're interested). In his afterword, Seitz talks about wanting to focus on Watson rather than Holmes, but doesn't add anything to Watson's character that we haven't seen in the canon. His habit of referring to his antagonist repeatedly as 'the reptillian Professor Moriarty' also began to grate. If you want an adventure featuring HG Wells' time machine, you'd be better spending your time watching the excellent film 'Time After Time'.


 

Rating:    (3/5)  

 

Link to audio:  https://www.audible.co.uk/pd/Never-Meant-to-Be-Audiobook/B08XWS6PR2

 

Monday 1 March 2021

A Novel Adaptation #1: 'The Hound of the Baskervilles'

 

Watching a recording of a live stream online theatre dramatisation of ‘The Hound of the Baskervilles’ from Hardin County Schools Performing Arts Center at the end of last month, and having made a few checks, I realised that this represented the fiftieth such dramatisation that I had experienced of Sherlock Holmes’ most famous case. Despite having Holmes out of the action for over half the story, it seems to be the ‘go-to tale’ when intending to present a Sherlock Holmes adaptation. I have therefore taken advantage of reaching the magic number of 50, to reflect on these dramatisations by medium, in what I hope may become a regular feature (covering the other three novels).


Radio/Audio

It is in the audio medium that I intend to start. As I have mentioned in this blog before, although it was theatre and TV that first got me into Mr. Sherlock Holmes, it was the Radio 4 dramatisations of the stories with Clive Merrison and Michael Williams that cemented my Sherlockian passion. In fact the Radio 4 series tackled HOUND twice, the first time starring Roger Rees and Crawford Logan as a sort-of pilot, then as the final canonical story of the series, now with the stars of the other 59 stories, Merrison & Williams. However, my first experience of HOUND was a different audio version, a three-hour epic on two cassettes from Collins/Caedmon (the cassette cover image is above), starring Nicol Williamson and George Rose as Holmes and Watson respectively. (Williamson had previously played Holmes in the film ‘The Seven Percent Solution’ eight years before the 1984 audio production). The performances along with carefully chosen pieces of classical music (I still can’t hear ‘Night on the Bare Mountain’ without thinking of a spectral hound) meant that my young mind was hooked from the words ‘They were the footprints of a gigantic hound’. The pictures certainly are better on the radio.

I must also mention the Clive Nolan/Oliver Wakeman concept album (narrated by Robert Powell as Watson), which is being re-released in April 2021 as part of a boxset, ‘Tales by Gaslight’, also containing their rock opera version of ‘Jabberwocky’ and tracks from an unreleased ‘Frankenstein’ album.

Many audio versions have followed included the excellent ‘Big Finish’ dramatisation with Nicholas Briggs and Richard Earl, a version starring ‘Castle’ regular Seamus Deaver, and even a version starring Sir Derek Jacobi which manages to cram the entire story into 35½ minutes.

 


Films

There are two classic film versions of HOUND, the Twentieth Century Fox film in 1939 starring Nigel Rathbone and Nigel Bruce (in the first of their appearances as the duo on film and radio) and the Hammer film twenty years later starring Peter Cushing and Andre Morrell. Both play up the atmosphere of the moor, despite neither being filmed on Dartmoor, as well as the love story between Sir Henry and a local woman, and I find it hard to choose between them, but slightly prefer the Hammer version for the inclusion of Christopher Lee as Sir Henry. I have also struggled through three German dramatisations from 1914, 1929 and 1937, the first two being silent but with English surtitles helping immensely. An animated version of the story in 1983 starring the bored voice of Peter O’Toole (he recorded dialogue for all four novels, seemingly in one day from his lucklustre performance) should be overlooked by all but completists.

However, even this is not the worst film version – the Peter Cook & Dudley Moore version in 1978 beats all comers. As I will show in my discussion of theatre dramatisations below, HOUND is a novel ripe for a humourous take, with some jokes being there already in the original text – Sir Henry describing the Hound as ‘the pet story of the family’ being the prime example. However, the film is simply not funny, the only slightly amusing parts being taken wholesale from a ‘Julian and Sandy’ sketch from ‘Round The Horne’ (Kenneth Williams looking appropriately outraged by the theft) and the pair’s ‘One Leg Too Few’ sketch in full when trying to hire a runner. Even Spike Milligan in a brief cameo looks embarrassed to be in it.





Television

The earliest television HOUND that I have seen in the 1968 BBC version, again starring Peter Cushing (this time with Nigel Stock as Watson), one of the few episodes to remain from that series. In fact the BBC have regularly returned to HOUND, with the 1982 version starring Tom Baker (just after he had left ‘Doctor Who’) and adapted by ‘Doctor Who’ stalwart Terrance Dicks, being my favourite (if a little slavish to the original text). The other two BBC dramatisations were the 2002 version starring Richard Roxborough and Ian Hart, and the 2012 updated version starring Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman. In 1983 Ian Richardson investigated the spectral hound (his ‘Sign of Four’ was much better due to a far superior Watson), in 1988 Jeremy Brett and Edward Hardwicke gave us their version, and in 2000 Matt ‘Max Headroom’ Frewer appeared in a Canadian version. Further updated versions were seen in ‘Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century: The Hounds of Baskervilles’ and ‘Elementary: Hounded’. I have also enjoyed an Italian dramatisation from 1968, and a Russian one from 1981, starring the excellent Vasily Livanov and Vitaly Solomin.

However, again there is a dramatisation letting the side down – the 1972 Universal TV movie, starring the far too old Stewart Granger as Holmes (and Bernard Fox as Watson). The main problem can be seen in the casting of William Shatner in the roles of both the villain of the piece and his ancestor, the wicked Sir Hugo Baskerville with an ineffective beard, meaning that as soon as he appeared in the modern-day role it was clear who was behind it all. Shatner’s acting style only adds to the problems. I see-saw between this and the Cook/Moore film as my least favourite HOUND. 

 


 


Theatre

Theatre performances make up nearly 40% of the total. The first theatre version of HOUND that I ever saw was a straight dramatisation in 2001, the Tim Kelly version freely available to amateur dramatics groups. However, all my memories in relation to it are of myself and a friend struggling not to laugh as one of the characters poked fake flames in a fire, causing the whole fireplace to wobble. It also changed the villain for no discernable reason. In the years since I have seen multiple versions of HOUND that were intentionally funny, so I intend to look at the theatre performances by type: straight play, and comedy.

My second theatre HOUND starred Peter Egan and Philip Franks (who I saw again a few years later performing ‘The Secret of Sherlock Holmes’). I remember the set resembled a pile of books. Since then I have seen nine further straight dramatisations (including another production of the Tim Kelly version). My memories of some of these are very vague, but I remember enjoying a live radio play version written by Simon Williams; a production presented by Pollyanna Training Theatre in 2015 in which all the parts were played by children, with a female Holmes and Watson; and an open-air version presented by Illyria in 2018 in the grounds of Lincoln Castle.

However, it is a promenade production in 2019, presented by 09 Lives in a Victorian graveyard at night that I have the clearest recollection of, in particular when we reached ‘Baskerville Hall’. (Click here for a full review). An audio version (no longer available) was released during lockdown, and was an immediate purchase for me. This production along with many of my favourite theatre versions managed to keep the ‘Hound’ at a distance so as not to spoil the carefully built atmosphere with a substandard dog (As I said in a previous post on this blog – “If doing 'The Hound of the Baskervilles', and you can't produce a realistic glowing 'devil dog', let its attacks always be off-stage”.)

 


 Moving on to the comedic versions (where a ‘rubbish Hound’ adds to the hilarity). The first comic version that I ever saw was the incomparable Peepolykus’ West End residency at the Duchess Theatre (where years later I saw ‘The Play That Goes Wrong’ – a worthy successor) in 2007. This has proved to be a version impossible to beat in later years, with even a production with the same script and the extra cachet of being performed mere yards from where the original novel was written at Undershaw, not coming close. Javier Marzan’s strongly-Spanish Holmes will never be bettered comedically. I have also seen two versions of the story written by ‘BGT’ auditionee Ben Langley, the second version starring Joe Pasquale as Holmes (honestly!). More recently, I have enjoyed Northern Rep’s two-main HOUND (beating the usual three man version), and a family-friendly version starring renowned clown, Tweedy (Alan Digweed). Online, I have also seen a production of Ken Ludwig’s ‘Baskerville: A Sherlock Holmes Play’ (another amateur production favourite).

Finally, I should mention ‘The Baskerville Beast’, a Musical by Teddy Hayes, which I saw in the remains of Shakespeare’s Rose Theatre, getting the writer to sign my purchased copy of the OLC in the interval. The songs which I regularly listen to are now firm favourites.

 


 


Conclusions

So after fifty dramatisations what have I learnt ?   The character of ‘Frankland the crank’ is easily written out. The pictures on radio and in a pitch black graveyard are best. A poorly designed Hound prop can ruin built-up tension in a theatre. If you want to make HOUND funny cast a Spaniard as Holmes. Don’t cast a geriatric Holmes (and certainly not William Shatner). And finally, HOUND makes a surprisingly good musical.



Favourites:

Radio/Audio: ‘The Hound of the Baskervilles’ – Collins/Caedmon 1984 (Williamson/Rose)

Film: ‘The Hound of the Baskervilles’ – Hammer Films 1958 (Cushing/Morrell)

TV: ‘The Hound of the Baskervilles’ – BBC TV 1982 (Baker/Rigby)

Theatre: ‘The Hound of the Baskervilles’ – 09 Lives 2019 (Galassi/Cain) [Play]

             ‘The Hound of the Baskervilles’ – Peepolykus 2007 (Marzan/Nicholson) [Comedy]




Click here for a full list of dramatisations.